tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21629290684054313072024-03-16T09:09:00.267+08:00M@KING YOUR WISHES COME TRUE!CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-43925549851326715812011-12-13T15:19:00.005+08:002011-12-14T10:47:21.905+08:00Witnessing Your Will<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vIzLq_UYkEY/Tub8ujvODcI/AAAAAAAABgY/d0M03rNgZDo/s1600/witness+engg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vIzLq_UYkEY/Tub8ujvODcI/AAAAAAAABgY/d0M03rNgZDo/s400/witness+engg.jpg" width="335" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_cI2KCONyYM/Tub8qPoeabI/AAAAAAAABgQ/fslbnhJDTLY/s1600/witness+chine.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_cI2KCONyYM/Tub8qPoeabI/AAAAAAAABgQ/fslbnhJDTLY/s400/witness+chine.jpg" width="330" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-69599984774567327512011-12-09T17:07:00.004+08:002011-12-14T10:45:32.509+08:00Distribution Act 1958 (amended 1997)<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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</tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-83673838809985795012011-12-08T01:08:00.000+08:002011-12-08T01:08:52.897+08:00Legacy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-34ZRNJjp3T8/Tt83ZuSDBNI/AAAAAAAABc0/RN4hRiZWEWk/s1600/legacy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-34ZRNJjp3T8/Tt83ZuSDBNI/AAAAAAAABc0/RN4hRiZWEWk/s400/legacy.jpg" width="330" /></a></div>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-8247035901223036992011-12-07T13:47:00.015+08:002011-12-14T10:48:40.130+08:00RM40Billion Unclaimed Money<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nL31aiydaZI/Tt8Ss24MidI/AAAAAAAABcg/8cHDqJAmq3Q/s1600/rwc40b.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nL31aiydaZI/Tt8Ss24MidI/AAAAAAAABcg/8cHDqJAmq3Q/s400/rwc40b.jpg" width="325" /></a></div><br />
This is the amount of cash and non-cash assets left by the dead and yet to be claimed by their heirs. Of this, land and property account for about RM38 billion; RM1.5 billion is with the Registrar of Unclaimed Monies; and more than RM70 million in the Employees' Provident Fund. About a million land titles are also still in the names of dead people. Amanah Raya Bhd general manager of sales and marketing, Rafie Omar, attributed this sad state of affairs to the fact that most Malaysians die without leaving a will. "The sudden demise of a family member without leaving a Will not only creates problems of inheritance but also leaves the family stranded with outstanding loans and other obligations the deceased member may have."..source New Straits Times.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fusmO3flYIY/Tt82RsaEfcI/AAAAAAAABcs/5WYkp2t0IJE/s1600/uncalimed%2Bmoney.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="298" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fusmO3flYIY/Tt82RsaEfcI/AAAAAAAABcs/5WYkp2t0IJE/s400/uncalimed%2Bmoney.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-909123796491912392010-05-27T15:47:00.002+08:002010-05-27T15:49:04.745+08:00ஃ Papa, Son & Train..<div style="text-align: justify;">O<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">ne old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train. Train is about to leave the station. All the passengers are settling down into their seats. As the train started the young man was filled with a lot of joy and curiosity. He was sitting on the window side. He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, "Papa see all the trees are going behind". Old man smile and admired his son's feelings. Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversation between father and son. They were little awkward with the attitude of the 25 years old man behaving like a small child.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Suddenly the young man again shouted, "Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with the train". Couple was watching the young man embarrassingly. Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man's hand. He is filled with joy and he closed his eyes. He shouted again, "Papa it's raining, water is touching me, see papa". Couple couldn't help themselves and ask the old man. Why don't you visit the Doctor and get your son treated. Old man said, "Yes, we were from the hospital. Today my son got his eyes for the first time in his life".</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Moral of the story is:</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">We must not jump to any conclusion until we know all the facts..</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i>Thanks to Stanley Ong for the email..</i></span></div>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-38790695736669957862010-05-21T17:10:00.004+08:002010-05-22T00:27:16.276+08:00ஃ BREATHING EXERCISE TO CURE HEADACHE<center><a _blank"="" href="http://s820.photobucket.com"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" height="320" src="http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz128/Airwolfpix/chakrabreathin.gif" width="320" /></a></center><div style="text-align: center;">source of the photo unknown</div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Received an email from Mr AL Saw together with the information on breathing exercise and its benefits. Would like to share this great email (unedited) on the benefits with all as below:</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="color: maroon;">The nose has a left and a right side; we use both to inhale and exhale. Actually they are different; you would be able to feel the difference. The right side represents the sun, left side represents the moon. During a headache, try to close your right nose and use your left nose to breathe. In about 5-10 Mins, your headache will go?</span> </span></div><br />
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1k31NLJETW4/S_ZEHOxZ4pI/AAAAAAAABYw/JtKxxQSk-LA/s1600/nose.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="135" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1k31NLJETW4/S_ZEHOxZ4pI/AAAAAAAABYw/JtKxxQSk-LA/s200/nose.jpg" width="200" /></span></a><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span style="color: maroon;">If you feel tired, just reverse, close your left nose and breathe through your right nose. After a while, you will feel your mind is refreshed. Right side belongs to 'hot', so it gets heated up easily, left side belongs to 'cold'. Most females breathe with their left noses, so they get "cooled off" faster. Most of the guys breathe with their right noses, they get worked up. </span> </span></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"><i>I decided to try out the breathing therapy when I had headache once and viola it worked on me after following the method for about half an hour and you know what the pain vanished. </i></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"><i>So, why not give it a try? </i></div>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-7843320542080428472010-04-18T20:57:00.002+08:002010-04-18T21:02:54.192+08:00ଳ SOUTHERN CHARM<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.bigfoto.com/"><img border="0" height="132" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1k31NLJETW4/S8r_p6ICUPI/AAAAAAAABWk/WfEHbN2lEAk/s200/woman.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Image courtesy of www.bigfoto.com</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The first woman continued, </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz.. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious? </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The first woman continued boasting, </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The first woman then asked her companion,"What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?" </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who gives a shit !" I learned to say, "<b>Well, isn't that precious</b>"... </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-73915921341452414342010-04-02T10:35:00.004+08:002010-04-02T10:42:12.889+08:00ଳ A MARRIED LION<table><tbody>
<tr valign="top"> <td><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1k31NLJETW4/S7VWKXmDOnI/AAAAAAAABV8/5rAdmyvhRcM/s1600/lionn.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1k31NLJETW4/S7VWKXmDOnI/AAAAAAAABV8/5rAdmyvhRcM/s200/lionn.jpg" width="182" /></a></div><span style="color: navy; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b>A lion was getting married...</b></span><span style="font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"> </span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"> </span><img src="file:///C:/Users/User/AppData/Local/IM/Runtime/Message/%7BFF297CD4-ADC7-466A-A5C3-3CF27BE4BCA7%7D/Show/ATT1.jpg" /> <span style="font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b>A</b></span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b>t his wedding was a mouse shouting away...& congratulating the lion: </b></span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b>" </b></span><span style="font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b>All the</b></span><span style="color: red; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b> </b></span><span style="color: #424200; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b>best</b></span><span style="color: #824200; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b> </b></span><span style="color: red; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b>my</b></span><span style="color: #824200; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b> </b></span><span style="color: red; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b>brother</b></span><span style="color: #824200; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b> ... </b></span><span style="font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b>good luck</b></span><span style="color: #824200; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b>...".</b></span><span style="font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"> </span> <br />
<span style="color: navy; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b>Seeing the mouse shouting away - claiming that the lion getting married was his brother, another lion grabbed the mouse in anger & asked:</b></span><span style="font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"> </span> <br />
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<span style="color: navy; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b>"Who the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your brother? You are only a mouse!"</b></span><img src="file:///C:/Users/User/AppData/Local/IM/Runtime/Message/%7BFF297CD4-ADC7-466A-A5C3-3CF27BE4BCA7%7D/Show/ATT2.gif" /> <span style="color: navy; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: large;"><b><br />
The Mouse replied.. ” I was also a lion…. before I got married.” </b></span><br />
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<span style="color: navy; font-family: Papyrus;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">So were you a LION before you got married? TGIF have a great weekend, thanks to Joannie.</span></b></span><br />
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</tbody></table>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-78510798513041051242010-03-23T21:26:00.007+08:002010-03-24T15:20:24.073+08:00Ð Symptoms of Going Old (Part IV) - Memory<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. </span></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">'Sure.' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">'No, I can remember it ..' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Then he toddles into the kitchen. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">She stares at the plate for a moment. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">'Where's my toast ?'</span></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">It is a known fact that we cannot escape growing old as it is part of aging process that's where we face STML (Short Term Memory Loss) or LTML (Long Term Memory Loss). There is no direct connection with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTML">HTML</a> (Hyper Text Markup Language) as in computer lingo no doubt you have the same three alphabets. For computer it is easy we merely upgrade the RAM to secure better memory speed and stability but not that simple to apply to human brain. Do not despair there are </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Improve-Your-Memory">ways</a> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">and </span><a href="http://www.helpguide.org/life/improving_memory.htm"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">means</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> to </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">increase</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> a person's memory regardless of age with proven </span><a href="http://www.doityourself.com/stry/increase-memory"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">techniques</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> and </span><a href="http://howtoincreasememory.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">methods</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> available in the internet. Good luck. Oops!!! Now how do I get over to the comment's column from here need to Sign In or Sign Out?</span></div>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-12397706676758549632010-03-14T22:27:00.010+08:002010-03-15T00:57:44.175+08:00Ð THE CHICKEN STORY ~ The Bravest Thing Doable<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">The Chicken Story...the Bravest Thing Doable.</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Special credit for the person who created this story and would like to compliment his/her creativity. Thanks to Marc Wan for the inspiration with his email and hoping this post could tickle the funny bone and have a good laugh on a Monday morning and at the same time tickle the mind to think deeper. It is a matter of changing some words to change the whole scenario thus achieving the results.</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said:</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">SLOW:</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">SCHOOL CROSSING</span></span></b></span></b></span></div><br />
<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster." </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1k31NLJETW4/S5z3zQbf-wI/AAAAAAAABU8/L5yFVe1x-qs/s1600-h/chick.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1k31NLJETW4/S5z3zQbf-wI/AAAAAAAABU8/L5yFVe1x-qs/s200/chick.jpg" width="126" /></a></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign: </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">SLOW:</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">CHILDREN AT PLAY</span></span></b></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good.. Can I put up my own sign?" </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign.." He was going to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the Sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call.. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">It might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..."</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray painted on a sheet of wood....</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">NUDIST COLONY: </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Go slow and watch out for chicks!</span></span></b></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Keep Smiling...........</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">WINNERS DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY!!</span></b></span>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-60251676057086638852010-03-11T18:47:00.010+08:002010-03-12T09:45:55.359+08:00Ð IN THE NICK OF TIME - Would You Do It?<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">It is a matter of life and death! Just like the saying "In the very nick of time" someone's life could be saved in just a matter of split seconds difference. This incident happened in Tigre, Argentina on Feb 10 2010 where the driver of a van was too impatient to wait at a level railway crossing took an illegal by-pass from the half-barrier to cross the road. What you are about to see in the video is that van somehow got stuck on the train tracks when a train on the left is fast approaching. There were two men on a motorbike stopping right behind the van. Now what would you do if you are the motorist or the pillion rider?</span></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The 'superman' is 30 year old, Jose Luis Medrano who has developed an instant power and strength required to push the van inches away from being struck by the oncoming train and he barely makes it to safety. What a courageous man, full of compassion and selflessness to risk his own life for someone he does not even know. He is being hailed as a hero in Argentina and all over the world now after his courageous action was captured by surveillance camera. ~ Gracias. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"> </span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Moral of the Story: Do NOT take any short cut and be patient with the traffic rules.</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">On the very same recent news about train mishaps this was caught on tape showing a poor man stumbled onto the subway tracks just as a train was entering the station in Phoenix, Arizona. Out of selflessness these two Police officers acted swiftly to rescue the man from the tracks risking their own lives. The man could have been drunk or could suffer from sickness but the two Police officers have no time to be judgmental. Fulfilling their duties of saving people's life is their number one priority. Kudos to the police force of Phoenix</span>.</div><br />
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<i>Thanks to Marc Wan for the inspiration.</i>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-68911492013061094102010-03-05T17:55:00.004+08:002010-03-06T10:19:25.805+08:00Ð Stop Look Go - Ultimate Delivery<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Road traffic is under control if we have traffic lights to handle massive vehicle traffic flow. But in this particular case the public merely need to open their eyes wide, Stop Look and Go, in order not to be slapped by a piece of roti canai (parota) while walking past. This was captured in India and sometimes we wonder why they need to throw the roti canai so far away (maybe coz of fengshui:p). Anyway can figure that out later but what is so special and awesome about these two machas is the accuracy of the roti canai being thrown like a frisbee and a perfect catch. They could be very good sportsmen in the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_(sport)">Ultimate Frisbee</a> sport game. So roti cool...Engaporengi Roti Canai? </span></div><br />
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<i>Thanks to Cindy Liao.</i>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-58060247683736316732010-03-02T00:01:00.008+08:002011-12-27T23:06:14.984+08:00Ð Symptoms of Going Old (Part II) ~ How's Your Hearing?<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He stood about 40 feet away, and in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again he gets no response.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"Honey, what's for dinner?" He hears nothing.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">So he walks right up behind her. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"Honey, what's for dinner?"</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"Simon, for the fifth bloody time, CHICKEN."</span></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Thanks to Ai Shiang for highlighting the cause of hearing loss which is not necessary due to old age. By raising your voice you can also reach 85-dB. Eight hours of 90-dB sound can cause damage to your ears; any exposure to 140-dB sound causes immediate damage. This is an abstract from <a href="http://www.howstuffworks.com/question124.htm">'HowStuffWorks'</a>. Got a buddy friend who is a safety engineer with a MNC told me that those listening to loud music in the car (very common nowadays??) and those working in disco and pubs would be easily affected. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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Part III ~ How's Your Hearing 2..CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-31298671347120283142010-02-28T13:38:00.003+08:002010-03-01T12:09:41.977+08:00൯ Symptoms of Going Old (Part I) ~ Visual & Memory Loss<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Firstly, before you start wondering, don't worry, you are not losing your sight if you are not able to read the following episodes.. Just eat more fishes (have you ever seen any cats wearing glasses?) and enjoy the stories..... and if you cannot remember, go for Biogingko, this helps you to regain your long term memory or retains whatever is left of it!</span></span><br />
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Part II - How's your hearing..<br />
<i>special thanks to Marc Wan..</i>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-52553966712824236822010-02-24T17:30:00.009+08:002010-02-25T10:42:21.381+08:00൯ Don't Mess With Older People Especially Your Wife<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Don't mess with older people and guess what would be the outcome after a quarrel..</span></span></div><br />
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</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 110; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">That's an automatic $75 fine.' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?' </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">'Only when he's been drinking.!!'</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Moral of the story: Don't drink and drive ~ the drunk back seat driver could be even deadlier..</span><br />
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<i>thanks to Saw AL for the inspiration..</i>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-10160503477137847582010-02-18T17:35:00.005+08:002010-02-18T17:51:24.306+08:00൯ HIGH POWER JOB<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Are you sitting high on a job? Not on a high post but high as in height? Have you tried flying in a helicopter before? I have never done that before maybe would try if given the chance. Anyway this is a part two of loving your job. There is this power lineman who goes out to work on high tension wires by helicopter but not the usual sitting inside the helicopter but instead outside while flying. How about that? Very adventurous and thrilling to do that? Wait until you see the video clip on exactly what he does then you might feel your knees knocking at each other and clenching of fists at the same time.</span></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Wearing a hot suit made of 75% fire retarded material and 25% stainless steel threads whereby half a million voltage passes around him and he is perfectly safe just like in a '<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t23iXhEiQUc">Faraday Cage</a>'. The cage was named after Michael Faraday whose theory was when a cage is energised with whatever voltage with a man enclosed inside, the voltage merely flow around him.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Who would have thought of working in this kind of job would you think he is insane? Those with </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Acrophobia, (fear of heights) would be certainly out of the list. Life </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Insurance company most probably would decline the coverage provided a hefty loading is compromised. The man says it is perfectly safer than crossing the streets and you know what? His three main fears was, one~electricity; two~heights and three~woman and he is married to them.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Are you still complaining or unhappy over your current job? Think again. Give it a good thought.</span></div>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-29574008253687000982010-02-04T23:25:00.007+08:002010-02-04T23:51:25.701+08:00൯ IS YOUR JOB TOUGH?<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Someone told me before how much hardship & hell he went through when he left his last job as CEO and was without a job for two years. How he'd wished for hard work than no work at all. Is your job really that tough? Be grateful if you still have a job..you do not have the slightest idea when this pick up truck is gonna come by again..</span></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Look For More Troubles</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Be thankful for the troubles of your job.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">They provide about half your income, because if it were not for the things</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">that go wrong, the difficult people you have to deal with, and the problems</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">and unpleasantness of your working day, someone could be found to handle</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">your job for half of what you are being paid.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">It takes intelligence, resourcefulness, patience, tact and courage to meet</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">the troubles of any job.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">That is why you hold your present job and it may be the reason you aren't</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">holding down an even bigger one.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">If all of us would start to look for more troubles, and learn to handle them</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">cheerfully and with good judgment, as opportunities rather than</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">irritations, we would find ourselves getting ahead at a surprising rate.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">For it is a fact that there are plenty of big jobs waiting for men and women</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">who aren't afraid of the troubles connected with them.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-40814638226868873582010-01-29T12:29:00.006+08:002010-02-02T11:38:47.913+08:00ള FIVE CUPS OF LIFE<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">As each cup reaches its threshold level, </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">it spills over to fill up the next</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">cup. Your cup of life is filled only</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">to the extent the other four </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">cups all reach their </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">threshold.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Note that unless <b>BELIEF</b> is exercised, nothing happens; </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">if <b>POTENTIAL</b> is not activated, nothing happens; </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?'</span></div></div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: left;"></div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' </span></div></div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div></div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">What that tell you?' asked Tonto. </span></div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"></span></div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?' </span></div></div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, 'Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole tent.' </span><br />
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<i>Life is like that ~ too much of analysis may sometimes lead to paralysis. Just Do It! Thanks to Linda Tan.</i></div></div></div>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-12083635112018210732010-01-10T20:53:00.008+08:002010-01-11T16:41:50.774+08:00ള SURYIA & ROSCOE - FRIENDS FOREVER<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">FRIENDS FOREVER - <a href="http://www.suryiaandroscoe.com/index.asp">Suryia & Roscoe</a></span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">An exceptional story of two animals, Suryia the orangutan and Roscoe, a Blue Tick hound crossing each other's path and instantly became best friends at 'The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species' <a href="http://www.myrtlebeachsafari.com/">(TIGERS)</a> sanctuary in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Both are inseparable and have developed a strong bond practically doing things together without fear or favour. Watch the video and see how this odd couple has an amazing connection, when Suryia holds onto Roscoe's tail while swimming.</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">According to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human">Wikipedia</a>, Humans have a highly developed brain, capable of abstract reasoning, language, introspection, and problem solving. This mental capability, combined with an erect body carriage that frees the arms for manipulating objects, has allowed humans to make far greater use of tools than any other species. <br />
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Now what is lacking in humans? Lack of LOVE but full of fear.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><i><span style="font-size: small;">Thanks to Nikki Cheah for the email.</span></i></span><br />
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</div></div>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-89968562279732386072009-12-29T17:01:00.004+08:002009-12-29T17:29:34.078+08:00௫ TIME TO SAY GOODBYE ~ 2009<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The countdown is ticking with the number of days getting lesser and lesser as I was watching my calendar hanging loosely with merely two dates left. Not much to shout about, just an average uneventful year which I am contented and thankful. Time to say goodbye to 2009 and to welcome the new 2010 to bring us better opportunities and brighter hopes, (it's so bright that we need to wear sunglasses) and wishing for a year of great abundance. </span><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Lives of living beings never remain still. Like bubbles on the surface of water, they arise as suddenly as they disappear, each with a different life span. </span><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Life rarely reaches seventy;</i><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>That I am seventy is a surprise.</i><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>I was too young the first ten years</i><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>And too old the last ten.</i><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>There are only fifty years in between;</i><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Half of that time is spent at night.</i><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>By calculation I have only lived</i><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">(Po-hu T’ang)</span><br />
</div>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-68989006680052439752009-12-24T16:59:00.012+08:002011-12-09T16:11:13.229+08:00௫ MERRY XMAS & HAPPY TWO ZERO ONE ZERO<a href="http://s820.photobucket.com/albums/zz128/Airwolfpix/?action=view&current=reindear.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="xmas" border="0" src="http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz128/Airwolfpix/reindear.gif" /></a><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">He replied, "I always thought I was,........but I just found out I'm a lesbian".</span><br />
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<i><span style="font-size: small;">Hope this brightened up your Monday. Thanks to Dale Borrott.</span></i>CheaHSanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03863638944039016050noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2162929068405431307.post-66646850083571562962009-12-18T19:02:00.007+08:002009-12-18T19:15:08.849+08:00௫ MOST ACCURATE WEATHER FORECAST<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Ever wonder you can trust the weather forecast over the radio with messages like sunny in the morning and scattered thunderstorm in the afternoon? Or watch the forecast over TV and knowing very well it is going to be sunny in the afternoon do you still carry an umbrella just in case?. Saw <a href="http://lamchingfu.blogspot.com/2009/12/fruitful-and-wonderful-field-trip.html">fufu's</a> blog that its snowing early in Germany right now. Guess what I found, it's the world's most accurate weather forecast gadget that we can rely on, no doubt we don't have snow in Malaysia even though some got panic over the rumours last few weeks that KL might encounter snow. Sure enough it 'snowed' but only in Pavillion KL as posted by <a href="http://foongpc.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-very-first-snow-in-kl.html">foongpc</a>, who knows maybe it could be real next time. With the rain pouring consistently in the late afternoon would be most advisable to carry an umbrella. Make sure you get whatever you want and complete them in the morning just so, to escape the afternoon rain. Now what is this special weather forecast which is so accurate..and can even detect earthquake and tornado..?</span><br />
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