12:04:00 AM
CheaHSan
An old Pilot sat down at the Setarbak Kopi and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "I always thought I was,........but I just found out I'm a lesbian".
Hope this brightened up your Monday. Thanks to Dale Borrott.
Posted in: Don't Mess With Old People,Fighter Pilot
11 comments:
hahaha sorry i am not lesbian :)
i think normal people sometimes thinking of naked women too :P
CH Voon ~ A father of a 2 year old girl mostly likely not lesbian. Sometimes..they might get abnormal.:p
hahahaha!! how could a guy be a lesbian?? LOL.. perhaps the pilot was too engaged in his flying till he did not know the definition of a lesbian?? :p
[SK] Right! The old fighter pilot was trying his dirty tricks to win over that woman haha..
haha. funny. merry xmas! thx for the gift.
wenn, you are most welcome sama sama & Merry Xmas
Ha Ha Ha, very funny. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Autumn Belle @ KDP ~ Merry Xmas & A Wonderful 2010 to you too
come again to say....
Merry Christmas to you and Your family :)
CH Voon, thanks for coming by and Merry Christmas to you and family.:P
Great post, thanks for sharing it
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