Ð THE CHICKEN STORY ~ The Bravest Thing Doable

The Chicken Story...the Bravest Thing Doable.
Special credit for the person who created this story and would like to compliment his/her creativity. Thanks to Marc Wan for the inspiration with his email and hoping this post could tickle the funny bone and have a good laugh on a Monday morning and at the same time tickle the mind to think deeper. It is a matter of changing some words to change the whole scenario thus achieving the results.

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said:

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."

So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign:

That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good.. Can I put up my own sign?"

The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign.." He was going to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.

The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the Sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call.. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign...

It might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..."

So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray painted on a sheet of wood....

NUDIST COLONY: Go slow and watch out for chicks!



Ghosty Nana said...

hahaha. watch out of chicks. he didn't lie about nudist and chicks

CheaHS@n said...

Ghosty Nana ~ you are first have not even finalised this entry. haha Yeah the farmer didnt lie. lol thanks.

Ghosty Nana said...

oopss...Fast and furious is my nick

Tekkaus said...

Goodness....why is that little chicken naked? Hahaha :D

Merryn said...

That's a good one. Men will slow down to look.. but do you think the women will do the same? :P

CheaHS@n said...

Ghosty Nana ~ whoa like a bullet. haha. thanks.

Tekkaus ~ chick are not naked, only the mind haha. thanks.

Merryn ~ you would be surprise there are ladies wanting to look at ladies so that they can compare, they get inspiration to build that kind of shape. thanks.

[SK] said...

hahaha, that's a good one!! but come to think about this, would the wife force her husband to speed when she sees that sign?? :D

foongpc said...

Now that's such a smart move by the farmer! People will sure slow down, me included! haha!!

Jingle said...

how are you?
your post is so very cute,
I love the wisdom you share.

Jingle said...

an award for you in my blog,
Happy Monday!
Happy Tuesday!

jam said...

Okay, that's funny!

CH Voon said...

This is really cool! Can I summarized it . to get people attention, I need to know what they want. If we know what they want, then wee easy to control them. If tell them what we want, they will never care about it. Hehehe am I right?

CheaHS@n said...

[SK] ~ At the least the husband would slow down and that helps keeping the chicks alive haha.thanks

foongpc ~ it only human nature haha. thanks.

Jingle ! great tq so much.

jam ~ thanks, need to drop a visit to your blog long time already.:)

CH Voon ~ right bottom line is to know how to catch people's attention. thanks.

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