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൯ Don't Mess With Much Older People ~ Part III

THE ITALIAN ELBOW
An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit her.
"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301 .
There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3.
When you get out, I'mma on the left, with you elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
"What . . . .. . You coming empty handed?"
BUONGIORNO - Don't mess with older people..Thanks to Taniah Teh for sharing..

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Real good ones. Telling without saying it out, Cheah.

CheaHSan said...

Right subtly speaking..Old people also love to say this ~ "they cross bridges more than you walk on the road".

Elizabeth said...

Really cute. I couldn't figure it out but it made sense in the end.

CheaHSan said...

Tricia I was puzzled too at the beginning, haha old folks have got their ways and means..

Ken Wooi said...

haha funny one =)

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CheaHSan said...

kenwooi ~ thanks for the visit and your comment..

 
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