Friday

௫ DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE ~ $40,000 FUNERAL

Jim died.

His Will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to
her oldest and dearest friend. 'Well, I'm sure Jim would be pleased,' she said.

'I'm sure you're right,' replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned
in close. 'How much did this really cost?'

'All of it,' said Sharon 'Forty thousand.'

'No!' Brenda exclaimed. 'I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?'

Sharon answered, 'The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church.
The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500.
The rest went for the Memorial Stone.'

Brenda computed quickly. '$32,500 for a Memorial Stone?
How big is it?'







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Thanks to Katherine for the email.
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13 comments:

molly said...

hahahaha.... so funny. Another smart wife!

James Oh said...

Ha real good ones.

CheaHS@n said...

molly ~ she just followed the Will accordingly right! haha

James ~ so don't play play with ladies huh!

SJ said...

hey the ring looks real WOW

A smile from SJ =)

Autumn Belle @ KDP said...

This is one smart lady.

HappySurfer said...

LOL! Smart woman!

[SK] said...

hahahaha!! witty wife who is so good in the "financial control" :p

CheaHS@n said...

SJ ~ Really then it $32,500 haha

Autumn Belle ~ Basically are ladies real smart where $$$ is concerned? Saw another email where the wife wrote a cheque and placed it with her late husband's haha.

HappySurfer ~ So the guys got to learn more from the ladies.

SK ~ wife are great 'economist' huh? haha

Meichun Jones (Jeannie) said...

I think that's a smart thing to do...lol

Ayie said...

smartpants!

CheaHS@n said...

Jeannie ~ the wife followed her late husband's Will "accordingly" haha.

Ayie ~ act within the scope of the Will to her advantage.

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Shingo T said...

I used to joke to my Wifey that I'm donating all my cash to the SPCA after my death.

 
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