Wednesday

൯ Don't Mess With Older People Especially Your Wife

Don't mess with older people and guess what would be the outcome after a quarrel..

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 160kmh, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 110; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?'

The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.'

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,
'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.
That's an automatic $75 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'


(you gonna love this)







'Only when he's been drinking.!!'


Moral of the story: Don't drink and drive ~  the drunk back seat driver could be even deadlier..


thanks to Saw AL for the inspiration..
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15 comments:

Secretia said...

That's a handy woman to have by your side :)

Bengbeng said...

that is not a wife

Merryn said...

I think the WIFE is DRUNK!!!!! Mana boleh like dat one??? aiyo.. :P

Tekkaus said...

I bet...the man really, really gonna love his wife after this.LOL:D

CH Voon said...

this is nice x3.

Don't drink and drive.

wah... total up he has to pay 4 saman.

poor man!

haiya... but i think wife should at husband side no wonder it is quarrel before...

CheaHS@n said...

Secretia ~ lady too 'handy' for the hubby.

Bengbeng ~ poor man right, four tickets to settle.

Merryn ~ both got drunk and went insane..lol

Tekkaus ~ yeah the man gonna 'love' her very much when he is sober.

CH Voon ~ Think wife must be an extreme sadist - happiness to her is seeing people suffer haha.

jam said...

Ya, never ever mess with women!

Merryn said...

if u ever marry a sadist.. u'll be damned for life man!!!!

CH Voon said...

lucky i dont have this kind of wife hahaha else i muntah la

CheaHS@n said...

jam ~ so dont play play huh..haha

Merryn ~ sure life finito.

CH Voon ~ lucky man got a lucky wife.

Dean C said...

Cute picture.

Ghosty Nana said...

so funny!
Happy Chap Goh Meh!

CheaHS@n said...

Dean C ~ Thanks for dropping by

Ghosty Nana ~ Thanks for dropping by and Happy Chap Goh Meh too.

foongpc said...

Haha! This is really funny! From 1 saman become 4!

Moral of the story is actually this - don't go out with your wife, go out with your mistress! LOL!

CheaHS@n said...

foongpc ~ haha good one but then may kena 5th saman for reckless driving when wife bang into car and blame its your fault becoz of drinking and got sued for DUI. lol

 
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