Monday

௫ Don't Mess With Older People - Can't Top Those Fighter Pilots

An old Pilot sat down at the Setarbak Kopi and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'


The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?"


He replied, "I always thought I was,........but I just found out I'm a lesbian".


Hope this brightened up your Monday. Thanks to Dale Borrott.
Reactions:

10 comments:

CH Voon said...

hahaha sorry i am not lesbian :)

i think normal people sometimes thinking of naked women too :P

CheaHS@n said...

CH Voon ~ A father of a 2 year old girl mostly likely not lesbian. Sometimes..they might get abnormal.:p

[SK] said...

hahahaha!! how could a guy be a lesbian?? LOL.. perhaps the pilot was too engaged in his flying till he did not know the definition of a lesbian?? :p

CheaHS@n said...

[SK] Right! The old fighter pilot was trying his dirty tricks to win over that woman haha..

wenn said...

haha. funny. merry xmas! thx for the gift.

CheaHS@n said...

wenn, you are most welcome sama sama & Merry Xmas

Autumn Belle @ KDP said...

Ha Ha Ha, very funny. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

CheaHS@n said...

Autumn Belle @ KDP ~ Merry Xmas & A Wonderful 2010 to you too

CH Voon said...

come again to say....

Merry Christmas to you and Your family :)

CheaHS@n said...

CH Voon, thanks for coming by and Merry Christmas to you and family.:P

 
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