Monday

௫ Don't Mess With Older People - Can't Top Those Fighter Pilots

An old Pilot sat down at the Setarbak Kopi and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'


The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?"


He replied, "I always thought I was,........but I just found out I'm a lesbian".


Hope this brightened up your Monday. Thanks to Dale Borrott.

11 comments:

CH Voon said...

hahaha sorry i am not lesbian :)

i think normal people sometimes thinking of naked women too :P

CheaHSan said...

CH Voon ~ A father of a 2 year old girl mostly likely not lesbian. Sometimes..they might get abnormal.:p

[SK] said...

hahahaha!! how could a guy be a lesbian?? LOL.. perhaps the pilot was too engaged in his flying till he did not know the definition of a lesbian?? :p

CheaHSan said...

[SK] Right! The old fighter pilot was trying his dirty tricks to win over that woman haha..

wenn said...

haha. funny. merry xmas! thx for the gift.

CheaHSan said...

wenn, you are most welcome sama sama & Merry Xmas

Elaine Yim said...

Ha Ha Ha, very funny. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

CheaHSan said...

Autumn Belle @ KDP ~ Merry Xmas & A Wonderful 2010 to you too

CH Voon said...

come again to say....

Merry Christmas to you and Your family :)

CheaHSan said...

CH Voon, thanks for coming by and Merry Christmas to you and family.:P

Norah said...

Great post, thanks for sharing it

 
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